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British spy caught trying to sell secrets 6, September 2010

Posted by thegulfblog.com in UK.
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A particularly stupid British spy has been jailed for 12 months for trying to sell British secrets to…have a guess…Iran? Syria? Venezuela? Russia? North Korea? Nope…the mighty Kingdom of the Netherlands.

What on earth is Mi6 doing letting idiots into the service like this genius? He wants money – £2 million to be precise – and thinks that he will sell out his country. Ok, fine. Well, not really, but you see what I mean; once he’s made the decision, it’s a question of who to sell them to.

Surely the very last country on that list would be Holland. Why on earth would they want any British secrets? We’re hardly international rivals anymore. It just makes no sense. Do we even have any secrets worth knowing that out European brethren don’t know about?

Apparently he was hearing voices which made him do it…a result of one too many trips to Amsterdam, I can only surmise.


1. Abu Arqala - 6, September 2010

Zoutman’s revenge.

davidbroberts - 6, September 2010


You mean Johan Zoutman (10 May 1724, Reeuwijk – 7 May 1793, The Hague) was a Dutch naval figure and Rear Admiral who fought at the Battle of Dogger Bank. Zoutman also fought in the American revolutionary war. ??

Just the one I was thinking of too…(Any resemblance between my crafted sentence and Wiki’s sentence on him is purely coincidental.

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